Job opportunities

We are particularly interested in individuals with skills in:
driving in the long nights with at least one eye open, from time to time changing broken strings and calming down broken hearts, telling girls numbers of band members hotel rooms,
carrying heavy stuff from and back to van, punishing cruely anyone who's caught trying to steal band's merchandise, protecting band members with own bodies until blood starts splashing
over white walls, total self-sacrificing, wasting days and hours waiting for Godot, piously obeying ignorant decisions made by others and then bearing the burdens,
giving away half of last own money, because trust us even all of this won't get you rich.

If you are interested in any of the current openings, please send a cover letter and curriculum vitae (resume) to: info@ilikeyouhysteric.com